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kierongillen:

Heard a joke once: Man goes into doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Great website Calming Manatee is online. Go to it. That should pick you up.”
Man bursts into tears. Says “But, Doctor…I am Calming Manatee.”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

kierongillen:

Heard a joke once: Man goes into doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Great website Calming Manatee is online. Go to it. That should pick you up.”

Man bursts into tears. Says “But, Doctor…I am Calming Manatee.”

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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scrapscallion:

From a remarkably cool 1999 Arthur Elgort photoshoot for Russian Vogue, staged in Star City (I’ve linked this before, I think, but with different images). You can see the rest of the set—full of my favorite kind of shiny retrofuturism—here, but the circuit board skirt is extra rad.

Circuit boards, skirts, and Star City!  That’s what I like!

scrapscallion:

From a remarkably cool 1999 Arthur Elgort photoshoot for Russian Vogue, staged in Star City (I’ve linked this before, I think, but with different images). You can see the rest of the set—full of my favorite kind of shiny retrofuturism—here, but the circuit board skirt is extra rad.

Circuit boards, skirts, and Star City!  That’s what I like!

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